The Long-Winded President Offends Royal

by Bunko Dolus, The Chicago Times

November 7, 2021

GLASGOW – According to a Brit royal whisperer, while meeting with the Duchess of Cornwall during the COP26 summit, President Joe Biden let out a long, loud fart, or in climate speak “a large methane cloud.”

To make matters worse, and why everyone is now talking, Camilla Parker Bowles reportedly “has not stopped talking about” Biden’s “long fart.”

According to the royal whisperer, Bowel and Biden were making small conversation at the global climate change summit in Scotland last week when the president unleashed a “loud” and deadly fart.

“It was long and loud and impossible to ignore and Camilla has not stopped mentioning it,” the royal whisperer said.

Biden met the Duchess during an event at the Kelvingrove Art Gallery on Monday, which was also attended by Prince Charles, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, and UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson. The presidential flatulence shocked Parker Bowles, who has been married to Prince Charles since 2005.